Hey losers, welcome to the best page of this stupid website. I have hijacked it from that pathetic author
Emer Scamp, or whatever her silly name is, and made it all MY OWN!

All you need to know about me is that I am

the most INCREDIBLE creature on earth,

the mightiest cockroach that there has ever been.

And that if you are not bowing in front of your computer screen RIGHT NOW, I will come and do terrible things to you...terrible, awful, DISGUSTING things.

And don't go thinking you will be able to stop me.
NO ONE can stop me.
I am a cockroach... I AM

INVINCIBLE!!!!!!

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